PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a car